May 2011
1 post
Disaster: giant bottle of soy sauce looks way too similar to giant bottle of syrup. Pancakes ruined.
August 2010
2 posts
Oh, just working on my Touched by a Texas Ranger crossover fanfic. You?
Anti-Semitic? Some of my closest friends are Semis. You can ask Optimus.
September 2009
2 posts
Gravity rides everything:
http://yfrog.com/0j9ioqj
There’s a certain level of geek pride that comes with not having to wikipedia an XKCD strip.
August 2009
1 post
There is no greater defeat than thinking you’ve come up with something hilarious, then finding out that MadTV has already ruined it.
July 2009
1 post
Counting the morbidly obese at Walmart is only slightly harder than counting douche bags at a frat party.
June 2009
7 posts
Thinking that a serial killer is after you can day to day life more exciting. Currently: the Underpants Doritos Strangler.
Thinking that a serial killer is after you can make day to day life more exciting. Currently: The Underpants Doritos Strangler.
If only there were a way to describe how absurd it would be to try to compare this orange to this apple…
50 Films You Can Wait to See After You're Dead →
I agree with 48 of these
I enjoy convincing friends that my typo was a problem with their internet. You see an ‘o’? Looks like my ‘p’ didn’t finish downloading.
I’m sure there are people more deserving of a face full of nuts than Eminem, but I don’t know who they are.
May 2009
3 posts
Jason Webley
I saw Jason Webley opening for the Avett Brothers last night, and I’m fairly certain Eric has mentioned this before, but that man is a performer. I’d venture a guess that no more than 5% of that crowd had heard any of his music before last night, but every single person their had an awesome time during his set.
Is there a way to clear specific sites from your history in safari? I want to get to DJK’s new site, but the old one gets auto completed.
I hope that some day in the near future evolution kicks in and reality tv ends.
April 2009
11 posts
Photoshop blocks itself from the os x keyboard shortcuts menu.
I desperately want to rebind “Save for Web & Devices” in Photoshop to ⌘↩. Does anyone know a workaround to accomplish this?
Lazy Web: Is there a hotkey that will simultaneously disable tabs in Photoshop, and punch whoever designed that feature in the face?
Sleepr™ – the company I would of founded 2 hours ago if I wasn’t the designated proof-reader for my friends.
Tweetie looks great, but It has a bit too large of a screen footprint for my liking, I think I’ll be sticking with Twitterrific for now.
If I was half as good at basketball as I am at laundreybasketball, the Oompa Loompa League would have to watch their backs.
My little cousin called me a doo-doo head. Me: “You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.” He didn’t get it. Kids these days.
The back right rubber pad has fallen off my laptop. There will be a service next week. I don’t expect this type of thing to gain traction.
Is anyone seeing Clem Snide tonight?
One of these days texting people who I haven’t heard from in a while with “Alive?” is gonna catch up to me.
March 2009
17 posts
Actors whose real name I definitely DO know
Justin Baldoni
Just saying…
Actors whose real name I do not know
Van Wilder
Frodo Baggins
I’m a Mac
Champ Kind
Dante
Randall
Jay
Ebay boots kid
Vinny Chase (all of them)
New Superman
I can’t remember if I’ve posted this or not before, but either way, feel free to add yours to the list.
“Keep that on the down low, it’s not exactly street legal”
Bad spaghetti. Not a good feeling.
“They don’t allow you to have bees in here.”
Interview time.
Taken with Liam Neeson: ★★★★
Shuffle Your Feat
Donnie has been wondering what’s so special about the new ipod shuffle. From the previous version, this feels like a major step up to me. I will certainly be getting one in the next couple months. The new earbuds (that apple introduced with the iPhone) are incredibly comfortable, in my opinion among the best in the market. If you are dead set on using your own headphones though, that is...
“Humankind’s burden is being smart enough to make a blanket with sleeves,...”
– Twitter / luckyshirt
After recommendations from Sam and Eric, I’ve picked up the new Alela Diane CD.
Ann-Hog’s coming? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
Alela
Does anyone have the new Alela Diane CD? Is it any good?
Watchmen Tickets
Making UCD’s for a side project w/ JP
Why did Apple decide to add click-through to Pages? Terrible UI decision.
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom http://tinyurl.com/arotcm
Neck deep in Photoshop all day today. My toes have started to get all gradienty.
February 2009
29 posts
Why are so many places giving out free food today? Free quiznos ihop and jack in the box. Strange.
Dear World,
Dear World,
Please pollute more. This rain is terrible, and I’d really like it if global warming turned this into a beach town.
This was fun: http://tinyurl.com/d74f6v Here’s my addition:
http://tinyurl.com/bpvsdg