Disaster: giant bottle of soy sauce looks way too similar to giant bottle of syrup. Pancakes ruined.
There’s a certain level of geek pride that comes with not having to wikipedia an XKCD strip.
There is no greater defeat than thinking you’ve come up with something hilarious, then finding out that MadTV has already ruined it.
Counting the morbidly obese at Walmart is only slightly harder than counting douche bags at a frat party.
Thinking that a serial killer is after you can make day to day life more exciting. Currently: The Underpants Doritos Strangler.
Thinking that a serial killer is after you can day to day life more exciting. Currently: the Underpants Doritos Strangler.
If only there were a way to describe how absurd it would be to try to compare this orange to this apple…
